Evidenced by the new elementary school along Hwy 9, CarBrain has undoubtedly taken control of our school designs. I was first intrigued when driving by along Hwy 9, I caught a glimpse of a horde of Do Not Enter signs. These are the same size and variety that you see plastered at the end of GA400 Off-Ramps. So, one might think we had the risk of cars unknowingly cruising into an access controlled highway where oncoming traffic is hitting speeds upwards of 70 mph. Not exactly, this horde of signs was neatly clustered around the car pool exit. The pavement even has neatly placed arrows showing the direction of car flow. Here's a little montage of the situation.
You might think that marks the end of the DNE overkill but you'd be wrong. The car pool lane does hold the title here for the most DNE signs but the bus lane got in on the game too with a double dose of DNE that once again could be toned down.
Now, CarBrain inflictions cause their victims to overlook common sense. They are shrouded in a culture liability reduction by redundancy and cannot think past the confines of their automobile to see how this type of visual clutter is truly just pollution. But what I found next might actually slap some sense into even the most difficult cases of CarBrain.
As I explored, I noticed that there were some No Parking signs around the Do Not Enter signs. The first thing I noticed was that they were a bit smaller than your standard NP sign that you see at virtually every turn lane in the world no. However, upon further examination, I noticed that these little signs were placed really close together. Like REALLY CLOSE. So, I looked around a bit and saw something amazing.
The DNE signs were not the real story here. The NP signs were. I started seeing them EVERYWHERE. I decided to count them from afar. However, that didn't work because I lost count. It was like trying to count the stars in the sky.
All told, there were 45 no parking signs on this school property that should not even exist. The Red Curb says it all. It means No Stopping, No Standing, No Parking. With the Red Curb, not a single sign is necessary.
HOLY F U C K I N G SHIT People.. this is insane.
But wait... there's more (in another post).. but for now... Please.. Stop the Madness.